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I'm sarcastic and pessimistic. I laugh too much, and I care too deeply.



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I know it’s going to be a long day when I walk to my living room looking for the refrigerator.




Curse you sleeping habits!

I woke up at noon yesterday,

worked an 8  hour shift,

took an hour nap,

was in a car for almost 12 hours (and I was the one driving between 3am and 8am),

took a two hour nap,

and now I’m wide awake at 11pm.

When am I just going to turn into a zombie?  It’s bound to happen soon enough.





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The sun is coming up and I am still awake watching videos on YouTube.
Oh the life I lead is so exciting.






I just might have a new obsession. Not the drink, Sunny D is gross. But Walk Off The Earth is an amazing band. Every single member, but especially this guy.

I need to get out of bed and actually do important things, but Satan finally decided to sleep in my bed this morning. I haven’t seen him in days and he is using my leg as a pillow.
I guess I can stay in bed for a bit longer.


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